Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

[Opus]

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What do you mean? Pretty sure they dont fry eggs on a hot sidewalk.

I dunno, it seems they take their burgers off some little shelves now....it's like a little standup cooker with yellow plastic drawers....

[esks4life]

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I dunno, it seems they take their burgers off some little shelves now....it's like a little standup cooker with yellow plastic drawers....

Once the patties are cooked they are taken off and put into those yellow trays. Those trays go into a heated cabinet for later use.

[Opus]

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that's pretty gross, I think i'd prefer the old way with the heatlamps and time them out before the hit the garbage....who know's how long they'll keep a patty in those trays now.....at least the old way I knew how old the burger was.....

[Esks4ever]

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that's pretty gross, I think i'd prefer the old way with the heatlamps and time them out before the hit the garbage....who know's how long they'll keep a patty in those trays now.....at least the old way I knew how old the burger was.....

they dont do that anymore.. ? its been years since I've had a fast food burger...

[esks4life]

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that's pretty gross, I think i'd prefer the old way with the heatlamps and time them out before the hit the garbage....who know's how long they'll keep a patty in those trays now.....at least the old way I knew how old the burger was.....

The cabinet has a 20 min timer, but still not everyone follows that. If the meat was needed they used it even if it was an hour old. And that is why I hardly eat there anymore.

[Sniper_Fire]

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I put several pictures of hot chicks up on the "what kind of girl do you go for" thread, and you guys sit around here and talk about BURGERS???

[Opus]

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I put several pictures of hot chicks up on the "what kind of girl do you go for" thread, and you guys sit around here and talk about BURGERS???

and you don't see the similarities? they're both meat

.....except with one of them the condom'ents leave a ring in your wallet

[Esks4ever]

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"Little Help?"

Jerry’s at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms sidles up next to him and pleads, "Hey, buddy–can you help me out here?"

Though he feels uneasy, Jerry bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, and reaches in to pull out the guy’s penis. Much to his horror, it’s hideous. It’s moldy and bluish green, covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.

Imagining the kudos he’ll get on Judgment Day, Jerry holds the man’s unit while he finishes urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the man’s pants and zips him up.

The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

"No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask—What the hell’s wrong with your johnson?"

The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says, "I don’t know, but I sure as hell ain’t touching it."

[esks4life]

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Disgusting! But I liked it.

[Edmonton Fan]

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Disturbing...

[Opus]

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nasty.....

[Esks4ever]

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nasty.....

[Opus]

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you asked for it.....


What does oral sex with a 70 year old taste like?

















Depends.....

[gizmo fan 2]

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That's not a nice thought.

[Esks4ever]

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Alan is sitting at the bar , when a hot young lady comes up and sits besiide him. During the night they breifly chat, but as the night was winding down she turns to him and asks ' Do you wanna go back to my place? :

Alan agrees and they head back up to her place.

So they are getting all hot and heavy... Allan removes her top and begings to suck on her boob, when milk comes out.


"You're Pregnant???" allan asked.


She replied , " thats not a tit, it's a boyle"