Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

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went to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first day after I got my new teeth, I talked for only eight minutes.
The second day, I talked for only ten minutes.
The following day, I talked for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
My mates had to mob me to get me to shut up and They asked me what happened.

I explained the first day my gums hurt so bad I couldn't Talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second day my gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes But, the third day, I put the wife's teeth in by mistake and I couldn't shut up...

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[turftoe27]

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A few from THE CHIVE :

I decided to use my knife to save ammo. But it got me banned from paintball.

I went on a blind date where her online profile said she had an infectious smile.
They were cold sores.

I saw two men wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.

" Watson, do you no the meaning of constipation ?"
"No sh*t, Sherlock."

What do tou call a fat psychic ? Four chin teller.

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Does my Thai girlfriend have a penis?

Something inside of me says yes.

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[Steve Vale]

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Q: What goes "clop, clop, clop, clop, clop..."?
A: An Amish Uber

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[turftoe27]

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Some Batman jokes from The Chive :

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman ?
The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you call it when Batman skips church ?
Christian Bale.

What is the difference between Batman and a thief ?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steamroller ?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.

Where does Batman take a pee ?
The Batroom of course.

What did you get when Batman crashed the Batmobile into a tree ?
Spruce Wayne.

What is Batman's favorite part of a joke ?
The punchline.

What did Batman do at the deli ?
Got ham.

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