Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

[TurfToe]

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and now I'll toss out a replacement photo... This time proof that the best dog walkers are in S. Alberta! (Milk River to be exact!)

From my road trip with my dog Arrow last summer ... Oakville to Calgary... family houseboating in BC... back to Oakville.

[TurfToe]

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And for those of us who enjoy looking at a woman's attributes... well that's just being 'health conscious'.

[GITC]

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And for those of us who enjoy looking at a woman's attributes... well that's just being 'health conscious'.

How times have changed.....and apparently for the better.

To think it used to be "an apple a day...."

[Esks4ever]

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How times have changed.....and apparently for the better.

To think it used to be "an apple a day...."

[gizmo fan 2]

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That's pretty good.

[Party Time]

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How times have changed.....and apparently for the better.

To think it used to be "an apple a day...."

now its just a couple of melons

[EskiPhenom]

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now its just a couple of melons

Ya know, inflation....

[Esks4ever]

Family Values

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically'

"Easy," said his father. "First ask Mom if she'd sleep with the Mailman for a million dollars."

The Boy runs off, then comes back and says, "she said yes."

"Now go off and ask your sister the same question," advises the father.

Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, "She said yes."

"So, potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars, " replies the father. "But, realistically, we're living with a pair of whores."

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[gizmo fan 2]

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A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically'

"Easy," said his father. "First ask Mom if she'd sleep with the Mailman for a million dollars."

The Boy runs off, then comes back and says, "she said yes."

"Now go off and ask your sister the same question," advises the father.

Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, "She said yes."

"So, potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars, " replies the father. "But, realistically, we're living with a pair of whores."

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[esks4life]

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[Nanookster]

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OK, I see the topic has changed to one of my favorite subjects - Melons!

First off I will start with a disclaimer in the first image. I will end with the back end of melons in the last.

[Nanookster]

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A few back-ends snuck in too!

[Esks4ever]

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Joke of the Day :



An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a little boy walking up with something under his arm.

"What you got there?" the old man asks.

"Chicken wire," says the little boy.

"What you doing with that?"

"Catching chickens."

"You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire," replies the old man.

Later that day the little boy walks by with a long strand of chicken wire full of chickens.

The next day the old man is sitting on his porch as the same little boy approaches with something in his hand.

"What you got there?" he asks.

"Duct tape."

"Let me guess, you off to catch some ducks? Well, you can’t catch ducks with duct tape."

Later that afternoon, the little boy walks by the porch with a long strand of duct tape full of ducks.


The next morning the old man watches as the little boy approaches with a fishing rod with something dangling on the end.

"What you got on the end of that line boy?" asks the old man.

"*****willow."

The old man jumps up and yells, "Hold on, I’ll get my hat."

[Opus]

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[gizmo fan 2]

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