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    #76
    Re: Daily funnies

    some mastercard ads you may never see on TV....


    *Warning - some content is not suitable for all (partial nudity and foul language)
    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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      #77
      Re: Daily funnies

      and some more


      *Warning still applies
      Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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        #78
        Re: Daily funnies

        and even more


        *Do I have to tell you again?
        Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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          #79
          Re: Daily funnies

          last one......

          *I'm sure you know by now
          Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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            #80
            Re: Daily funnies

            some are good.. and some are just wrong

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              #81
              Re: Daily funnies

              A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying.

              “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?”

              “My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.”

              After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?”

              The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”

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                #82
                Saskatchewan Hottub party!

                I have it on good authority that this is how they throw a hot tub party in Sask.
                Turf Toe:
                - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
                - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
                - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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                  #83
                  Re: Daily funnies

                  Originally posted by Esks4ever
                  A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying.

                  “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?”

                  “My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.”

                  After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?”

                  The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”

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                    #84
                    Re: Daily funnies

                    you forgot the part where the guy threw it off the cliff when he found out
                    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                      #85
                      Re: Daily funnies

                      Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

                      His father replied, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them."

                      Worried, Johnny replied, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."

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                        #86
                        Re: Saskatchewan Hottub party!

                        Originally posted by TurfToe
                        I have it on good authority that this is how they throw a hot tub party in Sask.
                        To be serious for a second, the endzone hot tub party the Riders have is actually pretty good. I have won it a couple of times. All the free beer and pizza you want until the start of the 4th Qtr and lots of nice looking ladies.

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                          #87
                          Re: Daily funnies

                          Originally posted by Esks4ever
                          Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

                          His father replied, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them."

                          Worried, Johnny replied, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."
                          We're cheering Fight Fight Fight On Eskimos...

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                            #88
                            Re: Daily funnies

                            A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met.

                            “Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…”

                            “But what, son?” asks the father.

                            “She’s a virgin.”

                            The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”

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                              #89
                              Re: Daily funnies

                              they are great, like to see more of them

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                                #90
                                Re: Daily funnies

                                Originally posted by Esks4ever
                                A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met.

                                “Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…”

                                “But what, son?” asks the father.

                                “She’s a virgin.”

                                The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”
                                We're cheering Fight Fight Fight On Eskimos...

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