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    Things you should never say...

    Credit Thrust for this one......so I'll lead off with his:

    "I want to be a *Moustache Rider" - Thrust


    *Moustache credit Sellers


    (I have a feeling this could easily get a tad raunchy, hence the AH forum)
    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

    #2
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    Where exactly am I supposed to put this?
    I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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      #3
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      "Excuse me while I whip this out."
      http://www.wavlist.com/movies/050/blz-whipout.wav
      There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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        #4
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        can I use my parole officer as a personal reference?
        Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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          #5
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          Something you should never say in a crowded lesbian bar:

          " HEY WHICH ONE OF YOU CUTE LITTLE CUPCAKES WANTS TO COME HOME WITH ME, COOK ME A NICE MEAL AND GIVE ME A BLO****!?!?"





          A classic George Carlin line.
          I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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            #6
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            Things you should never say
            The Esks Suck




            Edit: I didn't even like typing that

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              #7
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              Stamps fans are straight.
              I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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                #8
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                *when talking with a group of your buds*


                I love you guys... no seriously.. i love you.

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                  #9
                  Re: Things you should never say...

                  ^ learned that lesson the hard way?
                  I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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                    #10
                    Re: Things you should never say...

                    at the urinals.....

                    "hey buddy, nice watch"........
                    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                      Which reminds me. Most disgusting thing in the world. At the gym...in the changeroom...guys that use the urinals, totally naked. Disgusting.
                      I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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                        #12
                        Re: Things you should never say...

                        Originally posted by Sgt. Nuke
                        Which reminds me. Most disgusting thing in the world. At the gym...in the changeroom...guys that use the urinals, totally naked. Disgusting.
                        I think using the crappers at the swimming pool is worse......
                        Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Sgt. Nuke
                          ^ learned that lesson the hard way?


                          what...you dont remember that night

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                            #14
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                            Yup....especially if you don't have shoes on. I just go right in the pool/hot tub.
                            I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by Sgt. Nuke
                              Yup....especially if you don't have shoes on. I just go right in the pool/hot tub.


                              Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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