Man gets his parts stuck in deck chair

[MoneyGuy]

Sorry if you've seen this one before, but I found it hilarious. True story. Well, it's supposed to be true. Who knows if anything on the Net is true.



A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

[EskiPhenom]

Re: Man gets his parts stuck in deck chair

Not possible. I'll spare the details.


How sad is it that I know that?

[Opus]

Re: Man gets his parts stuck in deck chair

ok........that was disturbing.


So I'll spruce this up by adding the world's best golf story....


> A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
>
>
> He began his round with an eagle and a birdie on the second. On the
> third
> hole he scored his first hole in one, when his cell phone rang.
>
>
> It was his doctor notifying him his wife had just been in a terrible
> accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
>
>
> The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd
> be
> there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what
> was
> shaping up to be his best round of golf ever.
>
>
> He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading for the
> hospital. He ended up finishing all eighteen.
> He finished his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club
> record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than
> 10.
> He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife.
>
>
> Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital.
>
>
> He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's
> condition.
>
>
> The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
> your
> round of golf, didn't you?
>
>
> I hope your proud of yourself. While you were out for the past four
> hours
> enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife had been languishing in
> the
> ICU. It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it
> will be more than likely your last.
>
>
> For the rest of your life she will require `round he clock care`, and
> you'll be the care giver!".
>
>
> The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
>
>
> The Doctor started to snicker and said, " just kidding..she died two
> hours
> ago... what did you shoot?"