Whats in a Name?

[Spectacle]

My friend sent me an email with a link to a site that analyzes your name. Things like this are often made to be very general to seem true, but I'm bored and it made me laugh.

For anyone else thats bored and curious:

http://www.kabalarians.com/Index.cfm


MY RESULTS:

-Although the name Allison creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.

-This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the lungs, heart, bronchial area, and tension or accidents to the head.

-As Allison you have a great love of nature and the out-of-doors.

-All the finer things of life and beauties of nature are an inspiration to you and you are attracted to the mysteries of nature.

-Difficulty in expression results in your being too positive, blunt, and candid in speech and although you are easily offended by others, you do not show it.

-You crave affection and understanding, but rarely find it as others do not understand you and accuse you of being cool and aloof.

-The average person would never realize the true depth of your nature.


I would list all but the first one as true (mainly because I don't really understand the first one hahaha)
The part about weakness in the lungs, heart, and bronchial area is what made me laugh. I have asthma and was born with a hole in my heart. Same with the tensioin and accidents to the head. I've had 3 or 4 concussions in my life, and suffer from severe headaches.

[Traxy]

Re: Whats in a Name?

While the name Alexander creates the urge to be self-expressive and happy, we point out that causes a scattered and emotional nature.

In the long term, it can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver and bloodstream.

Your first name of Alexander makes you extremely generous.

You have a bubbling, spontaneous nature and a happy-go-lucky outlook which helps smooth the pathway of life.

Also you are sympathetic to the needs of others.

Interested in art, music, singing, dancing, and anything of an artistic nature, you could become a very fine performer.

Your spontaneous expression stands you in good stead during arguments or debates, though you are perhaps too outspoken and inclined to sarcasm.




I agree with most of it, with the exception of 'emotional'. I am about the least emotional guy, except when it comes to sports.

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Whats in a Name?

My name means:

"he who has a positive attitude"

[Traxy]

Re: Whats in a Name?

[pete]

Re: Whats in a Name?

The name Peter creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses through tension or accidents to the head.

Your first name of Peter creates individuality, independence, self-confidence, initiative, and an inclination to physical activity.

You are not inclined to merge your opinions and viewpoints with others, to accept compromise, or to work in a subservient position against your will.

Your expression is invariably quite direct and candid.

Others find it difficult to accept your domineering and, at times, argumentative manner.

[pete]

Re: Whats in a Name?

accidents to the head.

yay for accidents to the head!

[Spectacle]

Re: Whats in a Name?

yay for accidents to the head!

Woooo!!! haha

I blame my dad for my first of about 4 concussions. haha He should have kept a closer eye on me, as I decided it would be a good idea for me to eat my cheese and crackers ON TOP of my brothers' treehouse. Not in the treehouse... but on the roof of it.
A few crackers later, down I went.
Dad should have been watching his 4 yr old a little closer.

[Delorean]

Re: Whats in a Name?

· Although the name Albert creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details.

· This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the elimination system, and through worry and mental tension.

· Your first name of Albert has given you a practical, logical, analytical approach to life and a great deal of patience.

· You enjoy working at anything of a mechanical or technical nature, and believe that what is worth doing is worth doing well.

· When you are interested in a project, you concentrate all your thoughts on it and do not appreciate being interrupted.

· This name creates a deliberate and methodical way of thinking and speaking; it takes you time to learn but, once you have mastered a subject, you do not forget it.


What kind of witchcraft is this!?!?

[KnuckleChucker]

Re: Whats in a Name?

Sorry, but the name of: Knucklechucker (M) is not yet part of our database.

SONOVA!!!!

[Spectacle]

Re: Whats in a Name?

I'd make one up for KnuckleChucker, but I'm lazy and will leave it up to someone who could create a funnier definition than I could

[Delorean]

Re: Whats in a Name?

I'd make one up for KnuckleChucker, but I'm lazy and will leave it up to someone who could create a funnier definition than I could

Just put "ass-slapper" in there somwhere and it'll be gold

[KnuckleChucker]

Re: Whats in a Name?

[Uncle Bobby]

Re: Whats in a Name?

• This name does not need a last name.

• Your name of Uncle Bobby has given you nightmares and a great deal of pent up anger.

• You enjoy working with weaponry, jello and slinkies.

• When you see others laughing at you, their names go into the book. The book remains sealed until the reckoning. You have no sense of humor.

• This name creates voices in your head. You try and shut them out but eventually you will obey. Others should be cautious.

• Mango is you favorite fruit and colour. You also enjoy crocheting.

[MoneyGuy]

Re: Whats in a Name?

I'd make one up for KnuckleChucker, but I'm lazy and will leave it up to someone who could create a funnier definition than I could

That's my department. I don't have enough time right now to do it really good, but it might read in part something like this:

KnuckleChucker: He who leaves websites for long periods of unexplained absence. He's most known for having a weak arm that can't get footballs past Row 10 but his strength is his love for the Eskimos and his generosity for getting fellow fans moved down in the Move of the Game contest (even if it was a lousy game for the missus and me). Absolutely devoted to wife and family. KnuckleChucker is the only prominent member of this site who has actually met MoneyGuy's wife. He is also one of MG's favourite posters.

There, how's that? or

[Evil Dr. Len]

Re: Whats in a Name?

my full name is Leonardo which means
This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, liver, and bloodstream.

Your name of Leonardo gives you a very happy-go-lucky, spontaneous nature.

You see the humorous side of many situations and can laugh at yourself as well as at others.



I go by Len which means
This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, and elimination system.

The first name of Len creates a dual nature for, on the one hand, you desire change and varied experiences in order to avoid monotony, and yet you are attuned to system, order, and attention to detail.

You can be very analytical, exacting, and patient in your undertakings until your interest is exhausted, at which time you switch to something else even though it means leaving your undertakings unfinished.

So which one am I suppose to believe?