Dear Alcohol,

[Diesel]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

There's a time and a place to slam that trailer park screendoor like a huricane, the trick is to know not to do so on a calm day, grasshopper....

[kaly rae]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

LMFAO too funny, the posts were great. Everybody has to have one "maybe shouldn't have had that last drink" story....
Last year on my birthday....woke up in some strange hotel heard the shower in the bathroom running...didn't stick around....grabbed my purse and left. Imagine expalining to the cab....I am not sure where I am. I see a lot of buildings anyway to trace this call? Got a call later from the ex...wondering why i took off. OOPS.

If they could invent some sort of breathalizer for the phone it would prevent ppl like me from thinking it is a good Idea to call and rekindle things with the ex at 2am.

[Spectacle]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

Spec, if this guy is like that.......RUN!

Meh... it annoyed me at first, but doesn't really bother me.
I went out with him and a couple of his friends, and a girl on my football team to Ezzie's after our game in September.
It was the first time he had seen me drink (I cabbed it to his place one time after getting drunk on whyte, but had never been to the bar with him), and he got a kick out of me.
Him and his friend Shaun had the biggest laugh, when I got into one of those drunken "meaningful" talks with his friend Steve. Steve told me that when he first met me, he thought I was a bitch, but that he likes me now. Justin and Shaun thought poop was gonna hit the fan when he said that to me, but I got the biggest smile and said he only thought I was a biatch, because he got into the Oilers vs Stars debate with me, and I'm very passionate about my team. So then Steve and I acted like the best of friends, and kept buying each other drinks haha. A few weeks later, Shaun couldn't get Steve to go to Cowboys with him, unless I was going along and would drink with him.
Justin thought that was hilarious and laughed at the western pan scrambler I spilled on the stairs when I got home. I thought I got all of it, and texted justin to warn him I spilled food but got it all.... but when Justin got home from work (he worked until 7am), he knew what I had spilled.

I think he just doesn't like to watch me get drunk, but he wouldn't prevent me from going out with my friends (or his friends haha) and partying.


Plus, he knows of the trouble I've gotten myself into when drunk, and never wants to see me do that again.

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

If you say so. If any women preached to me about having a few drinks at any time, I would run. Bad, bad sign.

[Uncle Bobby]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

If it annoys you now it only gets worse after you get the ring.

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

If it annoys you now it only gets worse after you get the ring.

To Uncle Bobby you must listen.

[Spectacle]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

He's only ever said anything once.

And he's actually given me money to go out and be stupid with my friends. Plus, I told him he was being lame when he said that to me on halloween, and he agreed he was being a tard and apologised.

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

He's only ever said anything once.

And he's actually given me money to go out and be stupid with my friends. Plus, I told him he was being lame when he said that to me on halloween, and he agreed he was being a tard and apologised.

Okay. Be careful, though. Those leanings can cause trouble, even if they get buried for a while. Not sayin, just sayin.

[Spectacle]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

Okay. Be careful, though. Those leanings can cause trouble, even if they get buried for a while. Not sayin, just sayin.

I know, and I appreciate the advice.

For how well he treats me, and all the stuff he does for me, I could handle him frowning on getting drunk.
He's never said anything if I had a couple drinks or anything. It was just the once. And I've drank since then without him saying anything at all.

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

I know, and I appreciate the advice.

For how well he treats me, and all the stuff he does for me, I could handle him frowning on getting drunk.
He's never said anything if I had a couple drinks or anything. It was just the once. And I've drank since then without him saying anything at all.

Hey when I was a teenager and in my early 20's I treated my girlfriends like gold too. They still dumped my ass for being too insecure and jealous. Took many years for me to stop being like that.

[Opus]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

Okay. Be careful, though. Those leanings can cause trouble, even if they get buried for a while. Not sayin, just sayin.

yup.......in this very rare occasion what DDS is saying pretty much is gospel.

[esklover]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

yup.......in this very rare occasion what DDS is saying pretty much is gospel.

Hear, hear.... (take note of the wisdom of the elders... )

[Spectacle]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

Suddenly I'm regretting making fun of Justin lol

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

If that's all you end up regretting, then you're in fine shape, no?

[Spectacle]

Re: Dear Alcohol,

Absolutely

He's my favourite. And when my co-workers, who met him for the first time at our staff Christmas party, couldn't wait to tell me on Monday that "Justin is so in love" with me, and they could tell from the way he looked at me, then I really can't complain about anything.