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    #1

    The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

    Everyone has one of these -- a crazy neighbor! Lets swap stories!


    I'll start with an example I saw today.

    Driving into work this morning, I had to drop off my car at the dealership for it's regularly scheduled tune-up. One of the houses I passed on my way into work after I dropped off my car and got a ride in the shuttle bus was decorated for Christmas with a small string of lights, and other outdoor decorations.

    But smack dab in the middle of the lawn was ALSO a HUGE sign pounded into the ground that read BOYCOTT KFC -- Kruelly Fried Chicken.

    Could you imagine living next to "those guys"? I don't begrudge anyone who takes issue with KFC or is a member of PETA ... but to so boldly announce your views on this subject with a freakin' sign out side your house must mean that he wouldn't hesitate to lean over the fence and try to chat with you about the subject matter.

    If it was my direct neighbor, I can't help but think that it would be freakin' HILARIOUS to stand in my backyard eating a bucket of chicken with a confused "what?" look on my face as the neighbor has a heart attack going apopletic over the sight.




    We've had some neighbor stories before...so it's time to revive 'em.
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    Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

    My neighbours on one side are nice, quiet, honest people. Obn the other side, they play their music at ridiculous volumes day and night. Soon, I will have the police at their door.

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      #3
      Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

      I live in a apartment. There are 3 of us on the top, 3 on the bottom. We are in the middle. Below me is a hot young chick that I'm pretty sure is a huge slut. On the left is an old woman who I never hear. On the right is a younger mother/daughter combo that is quiet and also hot.

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        #4
        Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

        Mine aren't crazy, they are COOL! That's because they are lesbians! And they are hot too! Invite me over for a party!

        I know, I shouldn't have said that, they are nice people.
        Placing the Alberta Flag on the Calgary Flames uniform is akin to putting lipstick on a Pig
        Pizmo Loves Nanookster

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          #5
          Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

          Originally posted by Muley69
          Everyone has one of these -- a crazy neighbor! Lets swap stories!


          I'll start with an example I saw today.

          Driving into work this morning, I had to drop off my car at the dealership for it's regularly scheduled tune-up. One of the houses I passed on my way into work after I dropped off my car and got a ride in the shuttle bus was decorated for Christmas with a small string of lights, and other outdoor decorations.

          But smack dab in the middle of the lawn was ALSO a HUGE sign pounded into the ground that read BOYCOTT KFC -- Kruelly Fried Chicken.

          Could you imagine living next to "those guys"? I don't begrudge anyone who takes issue with KFC or is a member of PETA ... but to so boldly announce your views on this subject with a freakin' sign out side your house must mean that he wouldn't hesitate to lean over the fence and try to chat with you about the subject matter.

          If it was my direct neighbor, I can't help but think that it would be freakin' HILARIOUS to stand in my backyard eating a bucket of chicken with a confused "what?" look on my face as the neighbor has a heart attack going apopletic over the sight.




          We've had some neighbor stories before...so it's time to revive 'em.
          I have a few KFC stories from Cold Lake. It was the number 1 place for food poisoning (my wife worked in the hospital emergency) and the funniest is a guy was found in the parking lot dead with his hand in his bucket of chicken.

          Well, I guess it wasn't funny for him.
          Placing the Alberta Flag on the Calgary Flames uniform is akin to putting lipstick on a Pig
          Pizmo Loves Nanookster

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            #6
            Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

            Originally posted by Nanookster
            I have a few KFC stories from Cold Lake. It was the number 1 place for food poisoning (my wife worked in the hospital emergency) and the funniest is a guy was found in the parking lot dead with his hand in his bucket of chicken.

            Well, I guess it wasn't funny for him.



            Oh...


            Was I the only one that found that funny....








            We lived downtown edmonton for 5 years....I could tell you some stories...

            When we moved from our duplex to our current home we had such good neighbours that they followed us....Although he is a ******* and walks around the neighbourhood naked too much....

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              #7
              Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

              Originally posted by esks4life
              ....There are 3 of us on the top, 3 on the bottom. We are in the middle. Below me is a hot young chick that I'm pretty sure is a huge slut. On the left is an old woman who I never hear. On the right is a younger mother/daughter combo that is quiet and also hot.
              Must be one really big bed you have there. Weird sleeping arrangements.

              I have great neighbours. No problems since we got rid of the nut case who used to get drunk and pass out at 5 a.m. with his firepit blazing and country music playing ALL NIGHT LONG louder than a 747. Then he'd stand in our cul de sac and fight with his live-in girlfriend not caring who heard their personal business. We took up a collection and hired a hit man. Oops, I shouldn't say that. Where is that edit-post button?

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                #8
                Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                Originally posted by Muley69
                Everyone has one of these -- a crazy neighbor! Lets swap stories!


                I'll start with an example I saw today.

                Driving into work this morning, I had to drop off my car at the dealership for it's regularly scheduled tune-up. One of the houses I passed on my way into work after I dropped off my car and got a ride in the shuttle bus was decorated for Christmas with a small string of lights, and other outdoor decorations.

                But smack dab in the middle of the lawn was ALSO a HUGE sign pounded into the ground that read BOYCOTT KFC -- Kruelly Fried Chicken.

                Could you imagine living next to "those guys"? I don't begrudge anyone who takes issue with KFC or is a member of PETA ... but to so boldly announce your views on this subject with a freakin' sign out side your house must mean that he wouldn't hesitate to lean over the fence and try to chat with you about the subject matter.

                If it was my direct neighbor, I can't help but think that it would be freakin' HILARIOUS to stand in my backyard eating a bucket of chicken with a confused "what?" look on my face as the neighbor has a heart attack going apopletic over the sight.




                We've had some neighbor stories before...so it's time to revive 'em.

                It would be great to see they guy next door with a sign, I SUPPORT PETA, People Enjoying Tasty Animals!
                I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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                  Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                  Originally posted by esks4life
                  I live in a apartment. There are 3 of us on the top, 3 on the bottom. We are in the middle. Below me is a hot young chick that I'm pretty sure is a huge slut. On the left is an old woman who I never hear. On the right is a younger mother/daughter combo that is quiet and also hot.
                  I guess right now that makes her a b*tch until confirmation, huh?
                  I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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                    #10
                    Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                    Been lucky that my neighbors are pretty cool. Out on the ranch we had one or two that were a little off. Like the filks who live down by an old ferry crossing who always thought that the road leading to it was their property and occasionally would fire a warning shot in your general vicinity! The guys wife would drive around during hunting season harrassing all the hunters who had legitimate access to private land etc, honking her horn ....
                    I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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                      #11
                      Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                      Originally posted by Diesel
                      Been lucky that my neighbors are pretty cool. Out on the ranch we had one or two that were a little off. Like the filks who live down by an old ferry crossing who always thought that the road leading to it was their property and occasionally would fire a warning shot in your general vicinity! The guys wife would drive around during hunting season harrassing all the hunters who had legitimate access to private land etc, honking her horn ....
                      Hey what about Mario the Yugo and his wife?
                      When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know.

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                        #12
                        Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                        Oh, sh*t ya, forgot about him! That damn woman almost got me killed or worse!


                        That was just a bad bad snowmobile rally all around. "Willow" got his nickname, Jimbo damn near froze to death, Sadoway's sled blew up, Big Robert goes ass over tea kettle after his sled get's mysteriously put into reverse ( Nice one Tim!), 3D cracks his hood, and some crazy broad tries to get her umpteen time convicted fellon of a husband angry at me just because I happened to be nearby ordering drinks!
                        Last edited by Diesel; 12-21-2006, 02:33 PM.
                        I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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                          #13
                          Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                          I work for the City of Edmonton in the Call Centre and I can't even begin to describe the types of neighbourial (if there is such a word) disputes that I hear about. Everything from cars, kids, cats, trees, snow, cars, noise, smells, unsightly yards... I had no idea that it was so difficult for adults to get along. My favourite line *sarcasm* is:

                          "I am not racist, but my neighbours are _____________, and you know how 'those' people are - you just can't reason/talk/trust them..."

                          The funniest thing is that one time the caller was going on about 'those' people next door... I couldn't figure out what race he was referring to. It turned out that he was having a difficult time dealing with his neighbours because they were from.... get this - Saskatchewan. He was afraid of them because they were big farm people....good gravy!

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                            #14
                            Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                            I don't have any crazy neighbours. My neighbours may disagree.

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                              Re: The "Crazy Neighbor" thread

                              Cool! Got a direct number I can reach ya at?
                              I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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