Such a sad story
Edmonton, Canada - A seven year old boy was at the centre of an Edmonton courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Edmonton Oilers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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GOOD GRIEF . You had me going on that one. -
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OMG.... I was feeling awful for the poor kid and then WHAM.... thats cute! You got me
"I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person."
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Welcome to EsksFans.com where it's recycled joke week
I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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oh pfffffffffft........................ People find that joke funny when its ridiculously old... but I get bashed for my KLowe joke. lol
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Originally posted by DeloreanWelcome to EsksFans.com where it's recycled joke week
I'm sure that was used on the Eskimos last year and Riders and Stamps previous to that.Comment
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Originally posted by DeloreanWelcome to EsksFans.com where it's recycled joke week
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Apologies guys. Being from Edmonton I haven't heard many loser jokes in my time.Comment
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after reading the first few lines I knew I had read this somewhere...Comment
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