Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

[Rayminator]

I went Christmas shopping there today and noticed that in the kid's toy department there was....and I'm not making this up....a Ouija board....yes a Ouija board. Even more astonishing was that it said ages 8 and up on the box.

Whose dumb idea was this? Since when is a Ouija board a kid's toy? Can you imagine the family sitting around a Ouija board, and the kids fighting over who wants to go first?

"I WANT TO BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON FIRST!!!!

NO ME....NO ME....NO ME!!!!"

Everything is going to hell in a handbasket....and for whoever buys this that may actually be quite literal.....

[Spectacle]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

I've played Ouija board since I was 11. lol It could probably explain a lot of things.

Remember my story about my friend suddenly getting deep, dark, burning scratches down her back? Yeah, we were playing Ouija board at the time. I left that part out.

Most people don't believe in Ouija board, so its pretty much considered a piece of cardboard with a tear-drop shaped piece of plastic. No age on cardboard and plastic lol

[Rayminator]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

I've played Ouija board since I was 11. lol It could probably explain a lot of things.

Remember my story about my friend suddenly getting deep, dark, burning scratches down her back? Yeah, we were playing Ouija board at the time. I left that part out.

Most people don't believe in Ouija board, so its pretty much considered a piece of cardboard with a tear-drop shaped piece of plastic. No age on cardboard and plastic lol

I suppose.

Get demon possessed at your own risk.....

[Sgt. Nuke]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

Whose dumb idea was this? Since when is a Ouija board a kid's toy? Can you imagine the family sitting around a Ouija board, and the kids fighting over who wants to go first?

Why fight about it? Just ask the Ouija board.

[Rayminator]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

Why fight about it? Just ask the Ouija board.

Good point.

[Traxy]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

West Ed Mall Zellers? I saw it there myself.

[Rayminator]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

West Ed Mall Zellers? I saw it there myself.

I was at the Bonnie Doon one. But I would imagine they carry it everywhere.

[Esks4ever]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

Its been marketed as a kids toy for a very very long time.

[Sgt. Nuke]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

You have had a dark soul for a very very long time.

[Numberz]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

I don't see the big deal, a Ouija board is as much a devil worship item as Christmas is a Christian day of worship....technically it is, but nobody really cares or thinks of it that way anymore.

[Esks4ever]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

You have had a dark soul for a very very long time.

ya.. right around when some dumbass kid moved in across the street

[Deathsdoorstep]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

It's a load of crap.

[pizmo]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

I went Christmas shopping there today and noticed that in the kid's toy department there was....and I'm not making this up....a Ouija board....yes a Ouija board. Even more astonishing was that it said ages 8 and up on the box.

Whose dumb idea was this? Since when is a Ouija board a kid's toy? Can you imagine the family sitting around a Ouija board, and the kids fighting over who wants to go first?

"I WANT TO BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON FIRST!!!!

NO ME....NO ME....NO ME!!!!"

Everything is going to hell in a handbasket....and for whoever buys this that may actually be quite liberal.....

I knew you were going to say that. Why bring politics into it?

[stamphater]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....



I highly doubt a Ouija board being sold at Zellers will have mystical powers but make no mistake if you play with a wrong one it can be dangerous, just ask Edgar Cayce. I doubt an 8-year-old kid would know how to put on an actual seance.

[Beerfish]

Re: Someone in the purchasing department at Zellers has a dark dark soul....

Since Danny Maciocia is no longer coach he doesn't need his play book I guess.