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    #1

    Morons

    The Force--let alone common sense--was definitely not with them.


    Two British Star Wars fans sustained critical injuries after constructing their own lightsabers from fluorescent light tubes filled with liquid fuel.


    According to British media reports, a 20-year-old man and his 17-year-old female friend were filming a mock duel in homage to Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith, the latest chapter of George Lucas' record-breaking franchise.


    The duo were reportedly emulating one of Sith's key battles, a lightsaber clash between Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen's Anakin Skywalker.


    The two Brits suffered severe burns when their homemade sabers exploded. The two had been videotaping their clash. They have been hospitalized at Hemel Hempstead in Hertfordshire since the accident Sunday.
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    Re: Morons

    Also :



    Aside from fiery accidents, the Sith craze is being blamed on a string of robberies. In separate incidents in Illinois and Florida, dark side-inspired crooks wearing Darth Vader helmets are being sought by police on assault and robbery charges.


    Meanwhile, in other Sith-related news, federal authorities have shut down online file-sharing network Elite Torrents. The network had Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith available as a download hours before the film even bowed in U.S. theaters on May 19. Officials for the Justice Department and Department of Homeland Security said users of the site had downloaded Sith more than 10,000 times in its first 24 hours of availibility.


    Still, the online leak hasn't hurt Sith's bottom line, as the film broke all kinds of box-office records, including a Chewbacca-size $50 million on its first day of release.


    All told, the film has raked in nearly $183 million domestically, per BoxOfficeMojo.com, with the lucrative Memorial Day weekend looming.

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      #3
      Re: Morons

      Idiots!!

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        #4
        Re: Morons

        urm, wisdom is with them not... hmmm.
        Turf Toe:
        - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
        - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
        - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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          #5
          Re: Morons

          The appropriateness of TT's avy is not lost on me in this thead..
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            #6
            Re: Morons

            Should have used The Schwartz instead.....
            I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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              #7
              Re: Morons

              Originally posted by 56Parkies
              The appropriateness of TT's avy is not lost on me in this thead..
              ah yes... the Darwin awards!
              Turf Toe:
              - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
              - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
              - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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                #8
                Re: Morons

                I'm afraid I don't feel sorry for them.
                Placing the Alberta Flag on the Calgary Flames uniform is akin to putting lipstick on a Pig
                Pizmo Loves Nanookster

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                  #9
                  Re: Morons

                  That is hillarious... what morons.

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                    #10
                    Re: Morons

                    These nerds never fail to ammuse me.

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                      #11
                      Re: Morons

                      Come on now.....Who can honestly say that they have never filled flourescent tubes with fuel, lit it and had pretend sword fights.....Not I for one....

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                        #12
                        Re: Morons

                        Well, I've thought about it...

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                          #13
                          Re: Morons

                          anyone who's ever seen a fluorescent tube when it's dropped should know how those things go........smallbrains.....
                          Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                            #14
                            Re: Morons

                            Fishman triple posting! NEVER!

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                              #15
                              Re: Morons

                              That was some bad slow down on my end

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