The real power rankings
Thought I’d distract you from some silly CFL power rankings and give you "MoneyGuy’s esksfans.com Power Rankings." I’ve been visiting the world's best website for 3-4 months now and this is my take on the folks who carry unusual influence. Sorry if I missed you, ‘cause you don’t matter. 
Actually, I re-read a lot of threads to pick out some folks who have impressed me with your opinions and you've agreed with me often. Here goes:
1. Angelus – Seems this site wouldn’t exist if not for you, bud. Don’t know what I’d be doing right now if I wasn’t on this site. Maybe talking with Mrs. MoneyGuy. Thank goodness for high-speed. Just kidding, hon.
2. Mobes – Plays a great LB position, and when he talks, people take note. Only thing you’re not too good at is eating chicken wings.
3. Knuckle Chucker – Not only does he do a terrific analysis of the Esks roster (maybe the best post I've read recently), but he also has small balls and he doesn't care who knows it. He even gets to throw some of them at us fans in the stands, and he gets to take down morons rushing the field. What a man.
4. Diesel – Able to smuggle that horn into Commonwealth without having a bulge in his pants that attracts the attention of the female ticket scan girl. Besides, he’s the only one of you that I’ve actually had the pleasure of meeting.
5. Jedrock – Oops, met him also, last season outside Commonwealth. Good posts. Obviously all those blows on the noggin haven’t cost you too much grey matter. You said you have health problems from playing football but you wouldn’t give up a minute of it. You have my respect. I really appreciate a player's thoughts on the team.
6. Numberz – Just kidding! Esks4ever – Top poster. One out of every eight posts is yours. Over 16 posts per day. The only thing I do 16 times a day is think about sex. Heck, I do that 16 times an hour. Do you have a job? Your posts are well thought-out and thought-provoking. Good work.
7. Frito’s Fan – Don’t know what the %@#* an administrator does, but it sounds important so I’d better include FF. Others seem to respect you. Good comments. I've become a fan of Frito's Fan. Another one who is responsible for this site being here.
8. Fishman – Some of you are moderators, but this guy’s a Super Moderator. Besides, I liked his posts on a couple of topics I was just reviewing. Nothing fishy about his views.
9. Gizmo Fan 2 – Some 4400 posts and I read ‘em all and enjoyed four or five of them. You’ve been on this site for some time and have added value, as far as I can tell.
10. MoneyGuy – Hey, it’s my list. Actually, I’ll give #10 to Nanookster and Wad (tie). ‘Nook, anyone who thinks that Burris is a crappy QB is alright in my books. What can you say about Wad? Great legs, man, and I mean that in a totally non-gay way.
Again, if I missed you, sorry. You probably have made some great posts, but there were lots of them to consider. There are some great Esks fans on this site and lots of thoughtful comments. You’re all great. Well, most of you.
Hope you appreciate my comments.
Actually, I re-read a lot of threads to pick out some folks who have impressed me with your opinions and you've agreed with me often. Here goes: 1. Angelus – Seems this site wouldn’t exist if not for you, bud. Don’t know what I’d be doing right now if I wasn’t on this site. Maybe talking with Mrs. MoneyGuy. Thank goodness for high-speed. Just kidding, hon.
2. Mobes – Plays a great LB position, and when he talks, people take note. Only thing you’re not too good at is eating chicken wings.
3. Knuckle Chucker – Not only does he do a terrific analysis of the Esks roster (maybe the best post I've read recently), but he also has small balls and he doesn't care who knows it.
He even gets to throw some of them at us fans in the stands, and he gets to take down morons rushing the field. What a man. 4. Diesel – Able to smuggle that horn into Commonwealth without having a bulge in his pants that attracts the attention of the female ticket scan girl. Besides, he’s the only one of you that I’ve actually had the pleasure of meeting.
5. Jedrock – Oops, met him also, last season outside Commonwealth. Good posts. Obviously all those blows on the noggin haven’t cost you too much grey matter. You said you have health problems from playing football but you wouldn’t give up a minute of it. You have my respect. I really appreciate a player's thoughts on the team.
6. Numberz – Just kidding! Esks4ever – Top poster. One out of every eight posts is yours. Over 16 posts per day. The only thing I do 16 times a day is think about sex. Heck, I do that 16 times an hour. Do you have a job? Your posts are well thought-out and thought-provoking. Good work.
7. Frito’s Fan – Don’t know what the %@#* an administrator does, but it sounds important so I’d better include FF. Others seem to respect you. Good comments. I've become a fan of Frito's Fan. Another one who is responsible for this site being here.
8. Fishman – Some of you are moderators, but this guy’s a Super Moderator. Besides, I liked his posts on a couple of topics I was just reviewing. Nothing fishy about his views.
9. Gizmo Fan 2 – Some 4400 posts and I read ‘em all and enjoyed four or five of them. You’ve been on this site for some time and have added value, as far as I can tell.
10. MoneyGuy – Hey, it’s my list. Actually, I’ll give #10 to Nanookster and Wad (tie). ‘Nook, anyone who thinks that Burris is a crappy QB is alright in my books. What can you say about Wad? Great legs, man, and I mean that in a totally non-gay way.
Again, if I missed you, sorry. You probably have made some great posts, but there were lots of them to consider. There are some great Esks fans on this site and lots of thoughtful comments. You’re all great. Well, most of you.
Hope you appreciate my comments.
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