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    More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

    Cows can't be tipped -- drunken youth at a loss
    UBC zoology prof and student disprove urban legend

    John Colebourn
    CanWest News Service

    Wednesday, November 09, 2005

    VANCOUVER - Cow-tipping -- the rural "art" of sneaking up on unsuspecting cows and pushing them over -- has been debunked by academics in the zoology department of the University of British Columbia.

    While the alleged country pastime has often been thought of as an urban legend, Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at Vancouver's UBC and student Tracy Boechler used science to disprove the practice.

    According to Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, the appeal of the cow-tipping myth "derives from the belief that cows are slow-witted and top-heavy, and the corollary assumption that relatively little force would need to be applied to the top of such apparently precarious ruminants to tip them over."

    However, Ms. Lillie says drunken cow-tippers would never succeed.

    "When they try it all liquored up, it can't be done," she said.

    A city girl, Ms. Lillie said she had never heard of the quirky pastime of tipping over an unsuspecting cow until Ms. Boechler suggested a study on the physics of the unusual phenomenon.

    "We were looking at whether it is a myth or reality," said Ms. Lillie.

    And after the study Ms. Lillie concludes: "There's nothing reliable to show cow-tipping happens."

    With all sorts of Web sites devoted to the time-honored art of cow-tipping, and legions of hungover partiers claiming victory over the cow, Ms. Lillie said the study looked at both the animal and the laws of physics to conclude it would be no easy feat getting a cow to the ground.

    "The reality is the cow will respond," Ms. Lillie said of the physics part of the study. "The cow will put out a leg and brace itself."

    Ms. Lillie notes that many a tenderfoot wrongly thinks cows sleep standing.

    The study also concludes anyone wanting to tip a cow would need about four others to help.

    "It all depends on how the cow has its feet," she said.

    While the actual origin of the cow-tipping myth is debatable, some indications on the Web are that the idea developed when a bunch of college students got drunk and went to a cow a pasture and toppled over some unsuspecting cows.

    Corey Geiger, the Wisconsin-based associate editor of Hoard's Dairyman, a national dairy farm magazine said cow-tipping to those who know cows is ridiculous.

    "It's just an urban myth," he said. "It would be very difficult for someone who hasn't dealt with cows to get close to them.

    "We hear people talking about it and it's probably no more true than a sighting of the Loch Ness monster."
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    And people wonder why I keep subscribing to the Nat Post!
    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

    #2
    Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

    I can hardly wait for this "Mythbusters" episode.
    Last edited by Tojo; 11-09-2005, 10:21 PM.

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      #3
      Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

      Funniest part was the schematic diagram with angles of force, leverage, etc overlayed on the outline of northbound cow as seen from the south. Made me realize that the Nat Post will go to all ends just to make Calgary readers happy!
      Turf Toe:
      - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
      - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
      - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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        #4
        Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

        They needed academics to figure this out?

        If there are two kinds of tipping that don't exist, it's cow tipping and E4L tipping. Waitresses everywhere will tell you that the latter doesn't exist either.

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          #5
          Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

          Originally posted by MoneyGuy
          They needed academics to figure this out?

          If there are two kinds of tipping that don't exist, it's cow tipping and E4L tipping. Waitresses everywhere will tell you that the latter doesn't exist either.
          They be right. I dont tip. I hate tipping. But thats for another thread....

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            #6
            Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

            Cheapskate. Sheesh....where do you think they make their money?
            I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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              #7
              Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

              i found a picture of the physics involved and being an engineer in training i feel the need to post it.

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                #8
                Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                Originally posted by Sgt. Nuke
                Cheapskate. Sheesh....where do you think they make their money?
                They get a wage. I also get a wage but I dont get tipped. Because they serv me they deserve a tip? I serve the public in my job and I dont get even a thanks. Just like I dont tip the pizza delivery driver when they are already charging me 4 bucks for it in the first place. I will tip sometimes if the service was exceptionally well or the waitress chick was hot.

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                  #9
                  Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                  oh wait it get better!!

                  In today's Post there were letters to the editor from Calgarians who were quite adamant at how easy cows tip over ... when being 'force milked' during the "wild cow milking contest".

                  ah... just when you think it's enough to mock stubble-jumpers good ol' Calgyra rises to the occasion!
                  Turf Toe:
                  - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
                  - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
                  - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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                    #10
                    Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                    IN fairness TT, I believe 90% of them were referring to the Stanley Cup drive two years back and "the red mile"
                    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                      #11
                      Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                      Cows rarely sleep standing up and are light sleepers. From my growing up on a cattle ranch and spending many a time checking on cows during calving season at all hours, the whole tipping thing is a rube.
                      I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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                        #12
                        Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                        Originally posted by esks4life
                        They get a wage. I also get a wage but I dont get tipped. Because they serv me they deserve a tip? I serve the public in my job and I dont get even a thanks. Just like I dont tip the pizza delivery driver when they are already charging me 4 bucks for it in the first place. I will tip sometimes if the service was exceptionally well or the waitress chick was hot.
                        Boo.

                        With respect, I think you're missing the point. However, do what you want.

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                          #13
                          Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                          Originally posted by MoneyGuy
                          Boo.

                          With respect, I think you're missing the point. However, do what you want.
                          This could turn into a huge pissing match so Im just steering clear of it for now.

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                            #14
                            Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                            I call the tip the "Please don't hork in my food/drinks service charge"
                            I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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                              #15
                              Re: More news of the world... Cow Tipping debunked!

                              Originally posted by Delorean
                              I call the tip the "Please don't hork in my food/drinks service charge"
                              Yeah but you leave the tip afterwards so it dont matter to me. Unless I freguent the joint. The next person however I cant be responsible for ...

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