Why I will vote Liberal
Why I will vote Liberal
Because I believe in the extent to which the Official
Languages Act is carried out and enforced; that every
public servant even in the most remote part of B.C.
should be fluent in the French language, but that
government business in Quebec should be in unilingual
French.
Because I believe that only lawyers from the province
of Quebec are qualified to be prime minister of
Canada.
Because I believe that the federal government should
be completely controlled by the province of Quebec.
Because I believe that all criminals are just poor
misunderstood victims of society and can all be easily
rehabilitated in a very short period of time; and that
only they have "rights"; not the victims of their
crimes.
Because I believe that hardened criminals like Karla
Homolka should be pampered by living in a "cottage"
with her own key and be allowed to have pajama parties
and go out on shopping trips; and that killers in
prison "resorts" on the Pacific coast should eat filet
mignon, have barbecues, go whale watching and have
their own golf course, while our senior citizens have
to eat left over Kraft Dinner.
Because I believe that mass murderers under that age
of 18 should be protected by the Young Offenders Act
and the rest of us law-abiding citizens do not have
the right to know who they are.
Because I believe in bringing hundreds of thousands of
unskilled people into Canada from third world
countries every year so we can support them on welfare
and so that they will vote Liberal; and that this
number should be increased every year.
Because I believe that it is fair that the province of
Quebec is the sole province allowed to be in charge of
its immigration policy; that they receive 5 times the
amount of federal immigration money than does Ontario,
even though Ontario has to teach those people how to
speak English whereas Quebec only allows immigrants to
enter who already know the French language.
Because I believe that we do not have a right to own
land in Canada, as it is under Liberal law.
Because I believe it is only fair that Liberals steal
as much tax money as they can from us; through every
conceivable means from the HRDC boondoggle to the 2
billion dollar gun registry that does not work.
Because I believe that if my family is the victim of a
home invasion I should not have the right to protect
them in our own home.
Because I believe in huge government bureaucracy and
extremely high taxes, as I believe that the government
knows how to spend my money better than I do.
Because I believe in having essentially no military
because everyone loves us and we will never be called
upon to protect our country.
Because Jack Layton is not a lawyer from Quebec so he
is not qualified to be prime minister; besides, he
smiles too much.
Because Stephen Harper is not a lawyer from Quebec and
he and the Conservative Party of Canada have a hidden
agenda and they are very scary people.
Because I believe that we should alienate our
neighbours to the South because all Americans are
morons and know nothing about Canada; and that we
should continue to align ourselves more closely with
our true friends, France, China and Russia.
Because I believe everything that the Liberal
controlled media tells me, especially the CBC.
Because I believe that no one should ever be held
responsible or accountable for their own actions in
today's society. It is always someone else's fault.
Because I believe that we should not expect newcomers
to our country to accept or adapt to our culture and
traditions and customs; and that we should not wish
each other "Merry Christmas" in case it might be
offensive to some.
Because I have the IQ of a doorknob and am easily
sucked in by Liberal scare tactics and propaganda; and
am easily bought off with my own tax money.
Because I believe in the extent to which the Official
Languages Act is carried out and enforced; that every
public servant even in the most remote part of B.C.
should be fluent in the French language, but that
government business in Quebec should be in unilingual
French.
Because I believe that only lawyers from the province
of Quebec are qualified to be prime minister of
Canada.
Because I believe that the federal government should
be completely controlled by the province of Quebec.
Because I believe that all criminals are just poor
misunderstood victims of society and can all be easily
rehabilitated in a very short period of time; and that
only they have "rights"; not the victims of their
crimes.
Because I believe that hardened criminals like Karla
Homolka should be pampered by living in a "cottage"
with her own key and be allowed to have pajama parties
and go out on shopping trips; and that killers in
prison "resorts" on the Pacific coast should eat filet
mignon, have barbecues, go whale watching and have
their own golf course, while our senior citizens have
to eat left over Kraft Dinner.
Because I believe that mass murderers under that age
of 18 should be protected by the Young Offenders Act
and the rest of us law-abiding citizens do not have
the right to know who they are.
Because I believe in bringing hundreds of thousands of
unskilled people into Canada from third world
countries every year so we can support them on welfare
and so that they will vote Liberal; and that this
number should be increased every year.
Because I believe that it is fair that the province of
Quebec is the sole province allowed to be in charge of
its immigration policy; that they receive 5 times the
amount of federal immigration money than does Ontario,
even though Ontario has to teach those people how to
speak English whereas Quebec only allows immigrants to
enter who already know the French language.
Because I believe that we do not have a right to own
land in Canada, as it is under Liberal law.
Because I believe it is only fair that Liberals steal
as much tax money as they can from us; through every
conceivable means from the HRDC boondoggle to the 2
billion dollar gun registry that does not work.
Because I believe that if my family is the victim of a
home invasion I should not have the right to protect
them in our own home.
Because I believe in huge government bureaucracy and
extremely high taxes, as I believe that the government
knows how to spend my money better than I do.
Because I believe in having essentially no military
because everyone loves us and we will never be called
upon to protect our country.
Because Jack Layton is not a lawyer from Quebec so he
is not qualified to be prime minister; besides, he
smiles too much.
Because Stephen Harper is not a lawyer from Quebec and
he and the Conservative Party of Canada have a hidden
agenda and they are very scary people.
Because I believe that we should alienate our
neighbours to the South because all Americans are
morons and know nothing about Canada; and that we
should continue to align ourselves more closely with
our true friends, France, China and Russia.
Because I believe everything that the Liberal
controlled media tells me, especially the CBC.
Because I believe that no one should ever be held
responsible or accountable for their own actions in
today's society. It is always someone else's fault.
Because I believe that we should not expect newcomers
to our country to accept or adapt to our culture and
traditions and customs; and that we should not wish
each other "Merry Christmas" in case it might be
offensive to some.
Because I have the IQ of a doorknob and am easily
sucked in by Liberal scare tactics and propaganda; and
am easily bought off with my own tax money.
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