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    #1

    There is a God

    In Cold Lake, we had a three-time convicted pedophile living in the area. My wife had to treat him several times in the emergency for an infection. He was a real dirt-bag.

    The RCMP sent out warnings about him in the papers.

    Anytime he was in the emergency he would make a beeline straight to any small children. My wife would chase him away from them as soon as she noticed. He had a court order to stay away from children.

    He didn't have a car. He'd usually hitch a ride to the emergency. Most the people who picked him up usually were out of towners. Another reason not to pick up hitch-hikers. You don't know who your are giving a ride to.

    Sadly he was killed in a workplace accident two days ago in Bonnyville. He was crushed to death.

    There isn't a lower form of life on this planet. Nice to see this one snuffed out.
    Placing the Alberta Flag on the Calgary Flames uniform is akin to putting lipstick on a Pig
    Pizmo Loves Nanookster
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    #2
    Re: There is a God

    There is a God. You're just figuring this out now?

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      #3
      Re: There is a God

      Originally posted by jcr
      There is a God. You're just figuring this out now?
      No, but pedophiles don't usually get such a fitting end.
      Placing the Alberta Flag on the Calgary Flames uniform is akin to putting lipstick on a Pig
      Pizmo Loves Nanookster

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        #4
        Re: There is a God

        There is a God and his name is Satan...

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          #5
          Re: There is a God

          Originally posted by esks4life
          There is a God and his name is Satan...
          Well, actually...

          Brian: So what was it like on the other side?
          Stewie: It was alright. I met Jesus.
          Brian: Oh, what's he like?
          Stewie: Believe it or not he's Chinese.
          Brian: Oh, really.
          Stewie: Yeah, and his last name is Hong, Jesus Hong. He said he doesn't know where everyone got Christ.
          I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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            #6
            Re: There is a God

            Help us all if God ends up being chinese.

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              #7
              Re: There is a God

              Originally posted by esks4life
              Help us all if God ends up being chinese.
              Don't talk about our Lord and savior like that, heathen!
              I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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                #8
                Re: There is a God

                every one knows Hugh Campbell is god.

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                  #9
                  Re: There is a God

                  Originally posted by jcr
                  There is a God.
                  Of course there's a God, otherwise we wouldn't have the Eskimos, the Oilers, Ice Cold Beer, or Playboy Models
                  Originally posted by Traxy
                  If his moral character isn't good enough for the goddamn Saskatchewan Roughriders, it sure as hell isn't good enough for the Green and Gold.
                  Interesting that it was the Riders who moaned and bitched for a salary cap, and since a cap was put in place for them, they only years they've won they broke the salary cap rules.

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                    #10
                    Re: There is a God

                    Originally posted by Nanookster
                    In Cold Lake, we had a three-time convicted pedophile living in the area. My wife had to treat him several times in the emergency for an infection. He was a real dirt-bag.

                    The RCMP sent out warnings about him in the papers.

                    Anytime he was in the emergency he would make a beeline straight to any small children. My wife would chase him away from them as soon as she noticed. He had a court order to stay away from children.

                    He didn't have a car. He'd usually hitch a ride to the emergency. Most the people who picked him up usually were out of towners. Another reason not to pick up hitch-hikers. You don't know who your are giving a ride to.

                    Sadly he was killed in a workplace accident two days ago in Bonnyville. He was crushed to death.

                    There isn't a lower form of life on this planet. Nice to see this one snuffed out.
                    Great news!
                    Escalators never actually "break".... they become stairs
                    ~ Mitch Hedberg

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                      #11
                      Re: There is a God

                      Still athiest, but I'm glad the guy is dead!

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                        #12
                        Re: There is a God

                        Originally posted by EskiPhenom
                        Still athiest, but I'm glad the guy is dead!
                        infidel!
                        I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

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                          #13
                          Re: There is a God

                          Bonnyville can suck the life out of anyone. Believe me, I know.
                          "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you." - Bo Burnham

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                            #14
                            Re: There is a God

                            Originally posted by EskiPhenom
                            Still athiest, but I'm glad the guy is dead!
                            At least your not agnotsic, they are just athiests without balls.

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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by mAD~mOD
                              At least your not agnotsic, they are just athiests without balls.
                              I'm firmly set, but I'm not opening up any cans of worms.

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