Nook's very scientific Playoff Power Rankings
You know the saying about shoveling horsecrap? The horsecrap always comes before the shovel.
So I saved my one and only power ranking of the 2014 season for the playoffs.
Down to four teams and here are the scientific results of my research.
1. Edmonton Eskimos - The absolute pride of the CFL. Every child in Canada and imbred in Saskatchewan wants to grow up to be an Eskimo. The best defence in the CFL. A healthy Reilly is a game changer, but even with a peg leg he moves the ball. I expect more of Reilly next week in Cowgary. Bones heal faster than tissue damage.
2. Montreal Alouettes - Did any team in the East finish higher than last place? I have to put Montreal here as they have Eskimo blood on their team. Crompton was our second best QB in pre-season, yet we let him get away.
3. Hamilton Tigercats - I know they finished in what is called first in the East, but they suck as well. I only put them here to piss off Calgary fans.
4. Calgary Stumpeders - without Cornhole they are in trouble. Winnipeg beat them this year and they don't have a QB or a defence. So anything is possible.
Disinfect the Cup, the Riders were sent packing today!
So I saved my one and only power ranking of the 2014 season for the playoffs.
Down to four teams and here are the scientific results of my research.
1. Edmonton Eskimos - The absolute pride of the CFL. Every child in Canada and imbred in Saskatchewan wants to grow up to be an Eskimo. The best defence in the CFL. A healthy Reilly is a game changer, but even with a peg leg he moves the ball. I expect more of Reilly next week in Cowgary. Bones heal faster than tissue damage.
2. Montreal Alouettes - Did any team in the East finish higher than last place? I have to put Montreal here as they have Eskimo blood on their team. Crompton was our second best QB in pre-season, yet we let him get away.
3. Hamilton Tigercats - I know they finished in what is called first in the East, but they suck as well. I only put them here to piss off Calgary fans.
4. Calgary Stumpeders - without Cornhole they are in trouble. Winnipeg beat them this year and they don't have a QB or a defence. So anything is possible.
Disinfect the Cup, the Riders were sent packing today!
Nice.
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