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    Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

    Toronto Star TV Sports Columinst Chris Zelkovich writes:

    http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thes tar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1149717019750 &call_pageid=968867503640&col=970081593064&t=TS_ Home

    For about 10 minutes at the end of the Stanley Cup final opener, it was obvious why Bob Cole has been CBC's lead hockey announcer for three decades.

    His legendary voice transmitted all of the excitement from Carolina's RBC Center into homes across the country, rising and falling rhythmically with the play the way a perfect musical score builds suspense in a movie.

    His staccato call of a great save — "Cam. Ward. Does. It. Again" — was almost poetic in the way it put the perfect exclamation mark on the play.

    As his boss, CBC senior executive producer Joel Darling, says, "Take the last 10 minutes of the game Monday and put somebody else's voice on it and it's not the same."

    While that's an affirmation of what has made Cole a Canadian broadcasting legend, it was a glimpse of what Cole has been, not what he is. For 10 minutes he was brilliant, but for far too much of the opening two games he was not.

    I've never had as much a problem with Cole as many of my readers do. Cole told me once that his goal is to transmit the game's rhythm through the ups and downs of his voice and that has been good enough for me.

    But there is no denying that these long seasons are taking their toll on him.

    It's not the vapid attempts at analysis, such as telling viewers last night, "There's no score, but they are trying, believe me."

    Cole has done that throughout his career.

    During the conference final, he told viewers: "Edmonton wants this game, you can tell, that's for sure. Anaheim, well, they want it, too."

    I wouldn't be surprised if Cole boomed out one night, "The team that scores the most goals will win, the other will have to try again, yes sir."

    It's not even his misidentifying of players, though he's managed to get around that in recent years by saying things like, "The Oilers shoot it in," instead of naming anyone.

    But that's always been part of the Cole package, an acceptable trade-off for the wonderful voice, rhythm and impeccable anticipation.

    What's not acceptable is the confusion and misinformation that is becoming more and more part of his game. It's like watching an aging slugger flail away at fastballs he used to crush.

    Cole seems to have completely forgotten the concept of delayed penalties. After the whistle blew last night when Edmonton touched the puck, Cole told viewers there was a penalty against Carolina.

    Sure enough, it was on Edmonton.

    Later, he identified a two-on-one Carolina break as a three-on-one.

    When the Oilers scored on a freak deflection Monday, Cole was taken by surprise more than the Hurricanes were. He had to rely on analyst Harry Neale to tell him that Ethan Moreau had scored.

    After Edmonton's Radek Dvorak stripped the puck from a Carolina player and the whistle blew later in the game, Cole told viewers the play was offside even though Dvorak had crossed the blue line alone. Seconds later, a hooking call against Dvorak was announced.

    When Carolina's Andrew Ladd was driven into Edmonton goaltender Dwayne Roloson in the third period Monday, Cole told viewers, "Ladd is nailed and a penalty is going to be called."

    Again, he was wrong. There was no penalty.

    Darling calls Cole a legend.

    "He brings people to the edge of their seats unlike any other broadcaster in the country," Darling says. ``When you go to the arenas, you realize that he's so respected. He is a legend."

    I agree. But a real legend knows when it's time to step aside, or at least slow down.

    There are few things more painful than watching a great athlete, or great broadcaster, stumble around because there are too many miles on the odometer.

    For a man in his 70s, who has had health problems, Cole is calling too many games. With a reduced workload, he might even find a new life.

    If not, he can at least step aside before his status as a legend is forever tarnished.
    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you." - Bo Burnham

    #2
    Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

    Love Bob Cole, I agree he is slipping........

    Jim Hughson is by far the best sports play-by-play guy going period.....

    I'd love to see him try his hand at the CFL........
    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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      #3
      Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

      Cole and Neale haven been horrible for these entire playoffs.... they used to be amazing.

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        #4
        Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

        Originally posted by Fish
        Love Bob Cole, I agree he is slipping........

        Jim Hughson is by far the best sports play-by-play guy going period.....

        I'd love to see him try his hand at the CFL........
        Hughson rocks. I love his "GREAT SAVE [GOALIENAME]" expression.
        "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you." - Bo Burnham

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          #5
          Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

          In the old days of Hockey Night In Canada, Cole calling the action on Saturday night was comforting to the ears like a young mother singing a lulliby to her baby.

          Well, after 30 years, that chain smoking alcoholic mother that Cole reminds me of now doesn't sound so sweet anymore.

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            #6
            Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

            Cole is at the sign post that Hallsy blew past 8 years ago.
            I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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              #7
              Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

              Originally posted by Diesel
              Cole is at the sign post that Hallsy blew past 8 years ago.
              Right you are!


              And Harry Neale has passed that sign post some time ago as well...
              These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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                #8
                Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                Originally posted by Edmonton Fan
                Cole and Neale haven been horrible for these entire playoffs.... they used to be amazing.



                Agreed. I used to love listening to their HNIC broadcasts and I hated it when anybody else was working the broadcast.


                Nothing personal Bob and Harry, but it's time to go.
                Go Eskies!

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                  #9
                  Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                  I still like em', both of them.

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                    #10
                    Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                    Originally posted by Angelus
                    Hughson rocks. I love his "GREAT SAVE [GOALIENAME]" expression.
                    He's also coined the Jim Carr (from Slap Shot for neophytes) catchphrase "THAT'S HOCKEY!"......

                    He's also for my time the best baseball voice as well....He used to do some Expos games with Ken Singleton - magic....
                    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                      #11
                      Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                      Has anyone noticed that he says 'brother' a lot?

                      "Brother! That was an amazing save!!!"

                      "Brother, I can't believe he dove in front of that shot..."

                      "Oh brother is he solid!"

                      Just curious.

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                        Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                        Originally posted by Fish
                        He's also coined the Jim Carr (from Slap Shot for neophytes) catchphrase "THAT'S HOCKEY!"......

                        He's also for my time the best baseball voice as well....He used to do some Expos games with Ken Singleton - magic....
                        Er - wasn't that Dave Van Horne (el Presidente, el Perfecto!)? I know they look and sound somewhat alike. But the Van Horne/Singleton combo beats anything the Jays have these days (sorry Jamie Campbell and colour guy de jour).
                        There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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                          #13
                          Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                          Originally posted by Steve Vale
                          Er - wasn't that Dave Van Horne (el Presidente, el Perfecto!)? I know they look and sound somewhat alike. But the Van Horne/Singleton combo beats anything the Jays have these days (sorry Jamie Campbell and colour guy de jour).
                          you're right......my bad, Jimmy was doing the Jay's Broadcasts at that time with Buck......got twisted around a bit. I absolutely loved those two crews.....I have never enjoyed baseball as much as when those two TSN crews were going...
                          Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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                            #14
                            Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                            At times, he's good, like the article says. But only at times.

                            Personally, the one phrase that sticks out in my mind from TV is the Sportsnet guy (Hughson, probably) with "Player's name - overtiiiiiiiiiiime winner!" if the Oil win in OT.
                            We're cheering Fight Fight Fight On Eskimos...

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                              #15
                              Re: Finally! An article showing just how bad Cole really is...

                              Cole did make me laugh the other night. He used the phrase "Heavens to Besty". I haven't heard that in years.

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