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    #16
    Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

    Originally posted by TurfToe
    great thread... was going to start it myself this a.m. but had to rush off to a meeting!
    (just everybody remember that this is meant in fun... more or less!)
    What's with all the cautions? Sheesh.... If we can't be homers on our teams site, where can we be?
    I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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      #17
      Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

      Evil Empire - term referring to the most successful franchise in the CFL (which happens to share the same initials) used by those who are convinced that this franchise is always up to some nefarious plot for total domination.
      Turf Toe:
      - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
      - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
      - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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        #18
        Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

        Livestock (n.) a.k.a Sheep (n.) - Esks4Life' favourite animal. Commonly used for one night stands, quickies, foreplay, and other dirty un-named fetishes in E4L's household..

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          #19
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          Hugh Campbell (n) - Darth Vader of the evil empire and CFL. Works out his nefarious plot through physical incarnation as Tom Wright, who, BTW, does not exist.
          I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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            #20
            Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

            Pussies (west), Stumps, Wheaties, Bummers, Pussies (east), Seamen, Gay(de)s, and Tweeties - Nicknames sometimes used to describe other CFL teams or their fans by your's truly
            Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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              #21
              Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

              posteraroed (v.) - To be rejected because of embarrassing choice of footwear.

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                #22
                Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

                Originally posted by Chucker44
                posteraroed (v.) - To be rejected because of embarrassing choice of footwear.
                (tm)
                We're cheering Fight Fight Fight On Eskimos...

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                  #23
                  Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

                  Originally posted by Sgt. Nuke
                  Dynasty (n) - The Stamps making the playoffs two years in a row.

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                    #24
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                    offside: a penalty given to an Esks lineman when he "just wants to get a head start".
                    Go Eskies!

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                      #25
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                      nepotism (n.) - This word does not exist in the Eskimo organization. All coaches are hired according to accomplishments and abilities.

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                        #26
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                        sucking (v.) - when an Esks player doesn't play to 110% of their ability.
                        I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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                          #27
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                          losing record (v.) - any loss ex. The Eskimoes currently have a losing record with five wins and one loss. Great improvement is needed.

                          May also be spelled "loosing."
                          I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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                            #28
                            Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

                            Originally posted by Delorean
                            sucking (v.) - when an Esks player doesn't play to 110% of their ability.
                            struggling (v.) - see sucking.

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                              #29
                              Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

                              biased (adj.) - an offensive and irritating preference to the underdog or any team from the East. ex. TSN and CBC announcers display a disgusting bias toward Winnipeg and Montreal.
                              I officially retract my vote for DDS as Prime Minister. He's clearly incompetent.

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                                #30
                                Re: The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

                                kwame (n.) - An indicator that your top receiver will be out 6-8 weeks.

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