The Unabridged Esksfans.com Dictionary

[Inquiring Mind]

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jizzlegobbler - a certain radio personality.

I says pardon?

[Opus]

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I says pardon?

http://www.esksfans.com/showthread.p...2&page=1&pp=20

post #18 for reference

[Esks4ever]

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blue haired rib jizzlegobbler - see jizzlegobbler.

[Inquiring Mind]

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http://www.esksfans.com/showthread.p...2&page=1&pp=20

post #18 for reference

Ahh.... made me think of this post by OldGreyMonkey.... still a classic IMO

http://www.esksfans.com/showpost.php...81&postcount=7

You should have added in the caveat of "how long have you been an Eskimos fan", as I can assure you, sadly, that Hallsy is an icon to the 50 y/o+ crowd, and the blue-hairs would revolt if he were forced out to pasture.
Kinda lika Harry Carey, Hallsy will not leave until death.
As a matter of fact, I'll now do a short summary of Harry "Hallsey", doing an Eskimos game in the year 2020 on the radio:

Hallsey: " HAYYY Everybawdy...Ribs...Farley?"
Farley: "Looked to be about a 10 yard gain, Hallsey"
Hallsey: "Christenson Developments changes my diapers...base hit...1rst & 5!"
Farley: "More like 1 & 10, Hallsey"
Hallsey: "Shaddup! I'm trying to make a point here, & you're way off base..."
Farley: "No,no I'm pretty sure its first and ten..."
Hallsey: "My point is, if you were a hotdog, what kinda hotdog would you be?"
Farley: "What????"
Hallsey: "I'd smother myself in Tony's Roma's rich ranchero sauce...I wouldn't be able to resist myself..."
Farley: (in a low voice) "Someone cut to commercial..his pants are off..."
Hallsey: "Aren't the good folks at Quick Card great? Almost as great as that young lefty outta Chattanooga we've got in their now"
Farley: "He is actually from Iowa & throws right, Brian..."
Hallsey: "Shaddup, I'm trying to make a point here...HAYYY, why are my pants down, everybawdy...nice legs...like the riblings I had for lunch...."
Farley: (degected, with gun in mouth) "On & on he goes, each word more useless than the one before..."