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    This explains a lot...

    Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quyale were all born.

    This is what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

    This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
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    Turf Toe:
    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."
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    #2
    Re: This explains a lot...

    makes perfect sense......
    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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      #3
      Re: This explains a lot...

      AAAAAAHHHH...... so that"s it! Thanks for clearing up the confusion.... does that mean dubya takes care of the lawn at the Whitehouse??
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        #4
        Re: This explains a lot...

        At least pick people who were actually born after the incident.
        When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know.

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          #5
          Re: This explains a lot...

          I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney was born before dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
          Out of my mind; back in five minutes.

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            #6
            Re: This explains a lot...

            Originally posted by glenvb
            I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney was born before dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
            1941 to be exact.
            When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know.

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              #7
              Re: This explains a lot...

              So that makes him 80 years younger than Hallsy.
              I will not, for a moment longer, support an organization who chooses to cowardly kneel where they once fiercely & proudly stood

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                #8
                Re: This explains a lot...

                Originally posted by quake
                At least pick people who were actually born after the incident.
                At least don't assume that the poster is the author!
                Turf Toe:
                - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
                - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
                - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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                  #9
                  Re: This explains a lot...

                  Originally posted by TurfToe
                  At least don't assume that the poster is the author!
                  Actually TT I didn't. It looked cut and paste. When I read it my spidey sence went up cause I was sure Cheney was older than Bush.
                  When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know.

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                    Re: This explains a lot...

                    Originally posted by quake
                    Actually TT I didn't. It looked cut and paste. When I read it my spidey sence went up cause I was sure Cheney was older than Bush.
                    one of those email jokes that gets passed around. I didn't buy into it... but I did like the sentiment!
                    Turf Toe:
                    - "...turf toe is a common malady that is more of a nuisance than a serious injury."
                    - "Turf toe can often progress into a chronic problem..."
                    - "A mild instance of turf toe (grade 1) can be merely aggravating while a serious case (grade 3) can be debilitating."

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