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Here is a comment that I pulled from the Calgary Herald from one of the readers (see below, I found it amusing). It makes sense that a pair of idiots like this were approaching a nocturnal hunter at 1:00 a.m. Sheer genius. A pair of "Darwin awards nominees" to be sure.
he was one of two men who broke into the attraction around 1 a.m.} Calgary seems to be full of incredibly stupid dumb jocks. How stupid? Very, apparently. Bravo to the Tigers who didn't kill this loser. I'm sure many of us would have if we could have if he broke into our house at 1am! If he loses his arm (we can hope), toss it back to the tigers as a reward. They deserve a reward for showing such restraint in not killing this fool and eating him there! Good Kitties
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Incoming lawsuit against youtube? That monkey made it look so easy, and there was no warning to not try this at home...
How could they have possibly know better?"This year, we did what we were supposed to do. We fought as a team. We fought as a team. And the fact is, we gotta go back and go to work, to make sure we finish this next time. That's all we gotta do. This right here makes us stronger. Let's understand who we are as a team. Let's understand this right here makes us stronger." - Ray Lewis, January, 2012.
Superbowl Champs 2013.
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Yeah, but there's stupid, and then there's these maroons.Originally posted by Deathsdoorstep View PostRough way to die, even for a stupid person.
What the hell were they going to do, ride the freakin' thing bareback?"We knew, in that huddle, there was a group destined to apply the kind of pressure that had not been seen before." - Mike Singletary
"Hitter backers don't bleed." - Mike Ditka
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I think one of my biggest fears would to cross paths with a Tiger or Cheetah on the streets. I'm not going to get away from it, I'm not going to beat it in a fight, and it certainly wouldn't be a quick and painless death.
Why anyone would jump in a cage with one is beyond me. I'd have to think drugs were involved.
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the dumbass didn't jump into the cage.. if he did there'd be nothing left of him..Originally posted by Numberz View PostWhy anyone would jump in a cage with one is beyond me. I'd have to think drugs were involved.
He and his equally dumb partner scaled the perimeter fence heading into the zoo, then when inside they hoped over the 4ft metal railing which is 4 ft or so away from the tiger's pen..... So when you're watching the tiger - you're leaning on a railing 4 feet away from the actual wire fence of their pen...
Retard went right up to the cage and stuck his hand thru it... zoo officials was saying the tiger's paw is too large to get outside of the wire, so he stuck his arm thru the wire, and the tiger taught him a lesson.
Whats interesting is they phoned a third friend for help after the attack - and she was an On -duty night security guard. Police say she did not let them in to the zoo...
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