Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

[esks4life]

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Somone is post happy...

[Edmonton Fan]

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Somone is post happy...

Go back to bed..

[esks4life]

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You're the one that's been on here early. Why aren't you in bed?

[Edmonton Fan]

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It's hard to sleep in when you have to work at 7 in the morning..

[esks4life]

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Well that's my excuse to. So now we have determined that at least 2 Esksfans posters actually work...

[Numberz]

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Well that's my excuse TOO . So now we have determined that at least 2 Esksfans posters actually work...

[Esks4ever]

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Go back to bed..

Why, oh why couldn't you post all those into 1 or 2 threads?


Oh ya, then you wouldn't be able to inflate your post numbers

[Esks4ever]

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It's hard to sleep in when you have to work at 7 in the morning..

like work that much do you?


i have no prob sleeping before i have to get up to go to work ( up at 530am) at work by 645)

[Esks4ever]

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inflate your post

There , I beat all you pervs and sickos

[pizmo]

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The suicide bunny

[esks4life]

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TOO

Im seriously considering neg repping you Numberz. Sick of the grammar police all over the god damn place.

[Esks4ever]

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Im seriously considering neg repping you Numberz. Sick of the grammar police all over the god damn place.

I'm

[Steve Vale]

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Dundrum shopping centre scam (Dublin, Ireland) - true story

A WISE WORD TO THE WARY

Watch out.....

I am a victim of the latest scam in Dublin which is happening at the Dundrum Shopping Centre.

Two good looking 18 year old Polish women come to your car as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to Town. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful.

[Thrust]

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I appologize if this has already been posted...

Ancient Chinese Proverbs

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.!

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[esks4life]

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