Daily funnies - The Pizmo Thread :)

[Esks4ever]

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A little quote that would apply to Saskatchewan from Al Bundy.

Son, let this be a lesson to you. Never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel.

[gizmo fan 2]

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[Muley69]

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Inspired by companies such as Orange Country Choppers and West Coast Choppers, I present to you.


SASKATCHEWAN CHOPPERS

[calf]

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[KnuckleChucker]

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HEHEHE

[esks4life]

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Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?



The drug dealer cant clean his crack....

[esks4life]

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I hope I dont get in trouble for this one. And if its to risky then you mods can delete it and I apologize in advance.


Amber, A 16 year old catholic girl goes to confession.

Amber: I called a boy a mother ****er last night.

Priest: Why did you do that?

Amber: He kissed me.

The priest bent over and kissed her.
Priest: like that?

Amber: yes.

Priest: Is that why you called him a mother ****er?

Amber: No, then he grabbed my butt.

The priest grabbed her butt.
Priest: like this?

Amber: yes.

Priest: Is that why you called him a mother ****er?

Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.

The priest then pulled her pants down.
Priest:like this?

Amber:yes.

Priest : Is that why you called him a mother ****er?

Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.

The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.
Priest: Like this?

Amber: yes

Priest: Is that why you called him a mother ****er?

Amber: no

Priest: then why did you call him a mother ****er?

Amber: He had herpes!

Priest: That MOTHER ****ER!

[Opus]

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no way i'm deleting that one...

[EskiPhenom]

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Awesome!!!

[Esks4ever]

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no way i'm deleting that one...

ditto

[Edmonton Fan]

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That was great.

[Opus]

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reminds me of one though that is far too offensive to post....

[gizmo fan 2]

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[Esks4ever]

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“Doctor, won’t you please kiss me,” says the patient.

“No. You’re a very beautiful woman, but it’s against my code of ethics,” replies her doctor.

“Please, just one kiss,” she pleads.

“Sorry,” says the doctor. “It’s totally out of the question. I shouldn’t even be ****ing you.”

[gizmo fan 2]

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That's great.